I have it all. Cough, highlighter-yellow snot, bronchitis, ear infection complete with hearing loss... Hot tip: If this keeps up, Kleenex stock will surely be going up due to the sheer volume I am using. That doesn't constitute an insider tip, does it?
Now that I work full time in a preschool, I am sick all the time. I have had pinkeye and continuous colds since September. Sucks for me, right? I keep telling those kids to share their toys and not their germs, but I am apparently not communicating in their native tongue. I swear I spend most of my day saying, "Todd, use the magic soap!!! Kenny, we don't pick our nose- magic soap!!" Yup, buy stock in Purell as well, folks.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to blow my nose again. Do you think the newest Crayola Crayon will be Snot Yellow?
