Saturday, February 17, 2007

Catholic Mass...


Dane Cook has it pegged. Sadly, it's hilarious.
L

6 Comments:

leftdog said...

E, I went to St. Michael's School and Sacred Heart Church - (I can relate).

RUTH said...

My volume playing me up so will have to come back later to hear this. Re; the cleanser...more a facial steam really
To Prepare: Use 2 handfuls of fresh herb or 3 TBS dry. Tie back hair; remove make-up. Pour 6 cups boiling water over herbs. Stir with a chopstick. Hold your face 12" from the solution, making a tent over your head with a towel. Close your eyes. Takes 10 to 15 minutes.

Rinse with warm water, then cold, then with witch hazel. A diluted vinegar or infusion of peppermint, elderflower, sage, or yarrow dabbed on with cotton will tighten the pores. Avoid sudden changes in temperature for an hour.

Rx

RUTH said...

Sound sorted. This guy is funny....but don't let on I was laughing..LOL

Deb said...

I'm going to hell.

Women on the Verge said...

deb,
Meet you there.
L

Kenn Chaplin said...

Hilarious, thanks!

It's like an expanded, edgier, hell-testing version of that scene in Angela's Ashes when the kid threw up, right after communion, and his poor Irish mother ("You've thrown up our Lord and Savior") trotted him back to church to make sure he could make amends.